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I really do imagine my two dogs would be like this if we were out of the house and came home a little earlier….

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MadeMade reviews me have a good little giggle!

No matter what I do to try and train my two Miniature Schnauzers, something…not all the time but sometimes they seem to get something in their head that tells them they can do what ever they want.

I got home after a long day at the office and I walked into this!

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Now I didn’t know which one had done it, nor did I know when they did it or even why.

I could see the funny side after taking these photos and now we are all friends again!

StuckStuck reviews in an average speed camera zone on the M1 and had a really annoying moment, why the hell can motorists just not stick to the speed limits? Why do they insist on being clever and speeding through them changing lanes and just be basically annoying fuckers!!

I find lorry drivers to be the worst at it, they are meant to take the first two lanes to stradle during narrow lanes but they seem to think they can do it with the centre and right hand lane! Come on get a fucking grip!

Well I had to have 4 new tyres on my car the other day….not the ordinary ones but the sport ones…basically because it is classed as a sports car, they set me back £330 all in and fitted.

Turns out I also need a new exhaust, the garage called me over to take a look and I could literally get my whole thumb in one of the holes and my little finger in the second. Now i’m not an expert in exhaust nor do I make it a regular thing of fingering exhaust pipes (just had to clear that up) but it is setting me back another £370 – the middle section and the back box…

Grrr – It’s one bloody thing after another, one day…somewhere in the future I will have the perfect car and nothing will go wrong!

Here are a couple more of the universal truths – I have added some comments at the side so please have a read.

UniversalUniversal reviews truths

1) TriangularTriangular reviews sandwiches taste better than square ones. (Can’t say this is true, but they are more exciting)
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. (TrueTrue reviews)
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. (Very VERY true)
4) You’ve never quite sure whether it’s ok to eat green crisps. (Had this trouble the other day, the ones that are half green and half normal are even more confusing)
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80’s has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator. (haha 6922251 x 8 = )
6) Reading when you’re drunk is horrible. (Only tried this on txt messages)
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. (Like I should be some kind of warrior)
You’re never quite sure whether it’s against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. (I wonder this everytime!)
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl. (Did it once and it was more watery that anything else!)
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana. (FeelsFeels reviews a little bit wrong sometimes)
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat. (Never smelt one LOLLOL reviews)
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly. (Makes me feel in control)
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball. (Yep even if I have never had one for years…)
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses. (This happened to me the other day! I wouldn’t dare go near it!)
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school. (LOL used to chase after them!)
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad. (Never done this, honestly)
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the
first given opportunity. (Not true)
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches. (Yeah sometimes I feel a little left out)
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. (True, usually when pissed and I never win)
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong! (Yep same goes for old men)
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee. (I blame the dogs)
23) DrivingDriving reviews through a tunnel makes you feel excited. (Still does at 23)
24) You never ever run out of salt. (This is incredible how do you know?)
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think. (Hmm ask the mother in law lol)
26) You can’t respect a man who carries a dog. (I sometimes carry mine, I suppose you could if it was a Great Dane)
27) There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you’ve got your hand or head stuck in something. (LOL I had my hand stuck in a beer glass not so long back)
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. (How strange? I have never thought that but now I am!)
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan. (A swan?)
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug. (OuchOuch reviews that hurts so much it’s worse than been kicked in between the legs!)
31) People who don’t drive slam car doors too hard (True!!)
32) You’ve turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood
specifically to stir paint with. (Ah Im ok with this one I still use the knifes and folks!)
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose. (I had quite a few still fall for it to this day)
34) BricksBricks reviews are horrible to carry. (Yep anyone wanna help me move mine?)
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip. (I had this tonight!!!!)